All about quotes....

[TC]

One that Always will stick with me Was told to me By (Jack Keizer)(R.I.P.) While watchin the dogs one day.
"A mans ego is a helluva weight for a little hound to have to carry"

My Father in law had one that always got me and i use it still
"Easy as Threadin a worm up a cats Azz"

one of my All time favorites my Dad used to say
"If i had that and he had a feather up his arse we would both be tickled"

My great uncle used to tell me
"Boy! A Good Retreat is better than a bad stand any day"

[BEAGLEBLUES]

"They hung in there like a hair in a biscut!" old boss

"We're off like a prom dress!" cousin

[Ed Brown]

If you can't dazzle them with brillance then baffle them with bull sh-t

[hogbody]

" If it won't stay on, weld it. If it won't come off, cut it" (Old heavy equipment operator)

" It was so thick.....the rabbits had burs on em"

[stavemillbeagles]

That girl is finer than frog hair.

[foxxy]

whats the price of beans got to do with that mark h

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

When in doubt ship it out.
This is my side of the street Beat It-my owner of the lot.
No sir it ain't under warrenty- Me after looking at a 2004 dodge truck with the tranny out.
My sale mans said I got bumper to to bumper warranty- another idiot that took the hook.
Get my collar off that dog- me again before I blew it's head off.
Your a dum Fu/)-well me again after getting beat by a jump by a dog that stayed with us the whole hunt.
Are you fuc!@!/ kidding me? You guessed it after watching a dog swing 50 yards to steal a check and my dog staying in the check area and getting picked up for low score, ya guessed it Midwest and yes he still judges. Mr Consistent.
If ya want it I will wash it. My wife wanting to know if I wanted grapes ya perverts

[Casey Harner]

Slicker than goose poop!!

[BM Orchard]

"Breed a dog that you like to a dog that you like and odds are you will get a dog that you like!"

[pilotknob]

One of the best ever...."So they got us surrounded,Good! Now we can fire in any direction,those Ba****ds won't get away this time." Chesty Puller USMC Aftre breaking thru and desrtoying 7 North Korean/Chinese divisions in the process he was asked by a reporter to comment on the matter,his reply was..." There isn't enough Chinamen in the world to stop a fully Armed Marine divesion from going anywhere they want to go" Chesty Puller USMC