All about quotes....

[bigdogpace]

ITS A SORRY FROG THAT WON'T BRAG ON HIS OWN POND ONCE N A WHILE ITS A SORRY MAN THAT WILL LET WORK INTERFER WITH HIS HUNTIN AND FISHIN (MY DAD) I ALWAYS WANTED TO MARRY A SCHOOL TEACHER IF SHE CAN MAKE LIVING 9 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR I'LL TRY TO STRUGGLE THROUGH THE OTHER 3 (MY DAD )

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

When i moved to Montgomery co years ago a boy working for me said" Ya got a good looking woman, watch out you will get cuckled, to which i replied whats that? He said stick around here long enuff you will figure it out. I did.

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

You would fu-- up a 1 car funeral-My Dad.
Use your head for something besides putting hair on- My Dad.
The main thing is dont get excited.- Rod Hatfield.
When all else fails Run like hell- Jimbo Murphy.

[Casey Harner]

My dad always told me and my brother I am the UPS's and Travis must of been the milk man's.... I still don't get it??

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

My dad always told me and my brother I am the UPS's and Travis must of been the milk man's.... I still don't get it??

You aint serious right?

[Casey Harner]

My dad always told me and my brother I am the UPS's and Travis must of been the milk man's.... I still don't get it??

You aint serious right?

Yah I get it. I'm joshing ya!

[rabbitearl]

Your rich if you have good health.Grandmom always said it.So true.

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

Your belly does not know if its full of bologna or steak, just eat it-My Momma.
If it dont fit keep shoving it- Mechanic.

[LR Patch]

" I never gave anyone hell , i just told the truth & they all thought it was hell " Theodore Roosvelt

[Rick Conley Jr.]

A friend of mine who is 55 was telling us at work this week about when he was younger him and his girl friend had been fighting and she said she was going to leave him, he said well before you leave put some biscuits in the oven on your way out and I'll have someone else here to get them out before they're brown, he had me cracking up

[warddog]

When in bootcamp in the US Army after getting paid for the first time my drill Sargent stated "You get paid one hundred dollars and Uncle Sam takes back ninety nine"
( true then as it still is today)

When geing lonely for my girlfriend the same DI stated " If Uncle Sam wanted you to have a girlfriend he would have issued you one"

My grandfather used to tell me, "Those prayers need legs"

When in high school English class and reading The Merchant of Vinice by William Shakespear we had an assignment to take quotes we liked and put them together with what we thought were corresponding pictures. So when I placed " For love is blind and lover's cannot see the pretty follies themselves commit" right under a nice looking gal in bed with a guy I had gotten from one of my dad's hidden magazines, I got a BIG FAT jusicy "F" on my assignment and nearlty for the semester. The ole battle ax didn't think that quote was intended to mean what I felt it did! I think she was just as wrong then as she would be today and so did my dad. My mom on the other hand kind of sided with the ole battle ax. Man have times changed but that quote is planted in my mind as is that picture!

[foxxy]

i work underground and them men that work underground will prob know this one

bad top will hurt ya and good top will kill ya.

keep them (kids) in the woods and out of the hoods

[Dale Pea]

I am not a crook Richard Nixon

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinski. Bill Clinton

[Rowco Beagle Kennels]

Mike, I pray for you everyday of my life.
As to sayings, Here's another that has helped me a lot. It was told to me by Mr. Percy Flowers when he gave me the famous Walker female, Streamlyne. "CULL WITH YOUR HEAD AND NOT YOUR HEART." Bobby

[smokedawg]

If your gonna be stupid, you better be tough. My old man, right before a good whoopin. Also, I was born at night, but it wasnt last night!! My old man, when you were tellin him a lie.