All about quotes....

[APFII]

"Never try to teach a pig to sing, all you do is waste your time and irritate the pig"

[CHAD CAMPBELL]

My Grandfather gets credit for first and second quotes, my father the last. They run deep in my family.


One I heard him use often in the shop as a kid working on equipment ''It's Good Enough For The Girls We Go with''

One that was very true if you knew him ''Where We Come From You Get Hit Back''

On bad weather working days ''When Its To Tough for Everybody else, Its Just Right For Us''

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

As a kid just starting to spark my ol man told me, Its not how ya sweat the petty things, Its how ya pet the sweaty things.

[mike crabtree]

crabbyism
"If If Was A 5th we would all be drunk"

[deerhost]

"Life is Hard, Life is even harder if your Stupid. So don't be Stupid"

[J.C. Blair]

"If If's and's and but's were candy and nuts, everyday would be christmas around here"---Ervin Blair

"If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough"---Oliver Blair

[mike crabtree]

Crabby
"smells like Tuna !"
Ex girlfriend
"You dont have to worry about ever smelling it again ! "
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At the Japanese restaurant when I tried Sushi.

[rabbit chaser]

a mouthy dog makes every track sound better.

[sizematters]

TOUGHER THAN WOOD PECKER LIPS

[remington]

to my buddys who has dogs that dont hunt-"if you want a peice of the pie, you better help make it"

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

After Lance Armstrong got busted my buddy says-Why in the hell would anyone cheat at a sport that nobody cares about anyway-Lawrence Mapel.
Walk slow and drink lots of water-Darvin Mclean.
After seeing strom clouds come rolling in and 500 bales of Clover on the ground my buddy says- Boys outta the shade and in the heat off ur azz and on ur feet.-Lawrence Mapel

[likeemfast]

"Its easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission" (not sure of origin but a friend told me it right before i got married) Has worked like a charm

"What you did before you got married keep doing after you get home from the Honeymoon" (same friend, i left on a golf trip the day after i got home from my honeymoon) Had to use 1st quote after i got back.

'It's what we do" (same friend, explaining our actions to our wives over dinner one night)

"Its time to give her a tune-up" (yep, same friend)

"Most guys don't know what a good hound is" (my dad)

[Shady Grove Beagles]

There's no fun in having nothing to do.The fun is having lots to do and not doing it.
It only costs a nickle more to go first class.
It's a sorry dog that wants game but won't hunt for it.
A fartin horse will never tire,a fartin man is the one to hire.
If you want to breed and got the itch,just remember it starts with the bitch [talking dogs here ].
Give me a stringbean I'm a hungrey man.Shotgun fired and away he ran.It was only cause he didn't know me.

[Cove-Creek]

A couple years ago I called my mother in law to check on my wifes two younger brothers, at the time they were about 18 and 20 and were doing some hard living!! I asked her how they were doing she responded,

"Those two boys are to sorry to hit a lick at a snake, but they are dumb enough to pick it up and play with it!"

[Dale Pea]

General Gary Luck told me the one about wood pecker lips. As he was punching me in the chest with a fist that was just as hard.