Time to Lighten things Up!!

Everyone can use a little humor. Good-natured jokes and stories can brighten a day and go well with that first cup of coffee. (Let's keep'em clean)

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Time to Lighten things Up!!

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Emery and Stanimals where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

They both start running for their lives when Stanimals stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

Emery says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

Stanimals replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"
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Three men are on a plane. They open a window and one throws an orange out. The other throws out an apple. The Third throws out a hand grenade. After getting off of the plane, they see OakHill crying. They ask what's wrong, and she replies, "An apple hit me in the head!"
They see Bev crying. She says, "An orange hit me in the head!"
Then they see Emery rolling on the sidewalk laughing.
They asked why he was laughing, and he replied, "I farted and my house blew up!"
:shock: :P
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lol
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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