tree hugger

[cris axtell/coal hill ken]

a rich lady,who was a tree hugger and an anti hunter purchased a piece of timber land in oregon.there was a large tree on on one of the highest points in the tract.she wanted to get a good view of her land so she climed the tree.at the top she was attaced by a spotted owl.in her haste to escape,the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. she went to the nearest doctor who was a hunter himself,the doctor listened to her story and told her to go into the exam room and he would see if he could help her. she waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. the angry lady demanded. "what took you so long?" he told her, well,i had to apply to get permits from the EPA the forest service,and the BLM before i could remove old groth timber from a recreational area and they all turned me down.

[Beagles_BlueticksJM]

LMAO

[ozarksnick]

Ha! That's good.