Ten Thing Never to say to a Woman

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Ten Thing Never to say to a Woman

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Ten things you Should Never say to a Woman During A Fight




10. Dont you have some Laundry to do or Something??

9. Oh, You are so cutewhen you get ticked off.

8. Youre Just Upset because yer butts beginning to Spred!

7. Wait A Minute- i get it. What time of the Month is it?

6. You sure you dont want to consult the great oprah on this one?

5. Sorry, I was picturing you naked.

4. Whoa, Time out. Footballs back on!

3. looks Like someone had an Extra bowl of Witch flakes this morning!!!

2. Is there any way we can do this via E-mail??

1. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing aint loaded!!!
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lmbo

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Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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I found out the hard way to:
NEVER REFER TO THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AS MAD COW DISEISE

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Now that is humor!

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LMAO @ Stanimals So Are ya Still Married?????? LOL
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NOPE !!!

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Here's another lesson learned.
If the wife asks "Is there anything on TV tonight?" , the correct answer is NOT: "Besides the dust?".

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