Farmer Murphy's Rooster

[Lynn Perkins]

Farmer Murphy has an award winning chicken farm located somewhere in western Ky,so one morning he goes out to feed his chickens and realizes his prize winning Stonyrock rooster is starting to look old and worn out.So he decided to buy him another fine bred rooster and went on the look for one.
He located him some in Arkansas,so he made the long drive from western ky to Arkansas as he arrived on the farm he seen one of the finest rooster he'd ever seen.The owner of the farm came out to greet him as farmer murphy was pointing to the fine rooster,the farmer said that was the cream of the crop a "grey crested swinger".Farmer murphy bought the grey crested swinger and took him back to his farm.
He put the grey crested swinger with the other chickens and right off the bat,he went up to the stonyrock rooster and told him he was the new rooster in town and he would take all his hens.
So the stonyrock rooster came up with an idea,he says hey Swinger how bought you and i have a little race around the barn and whoever wins gets all the hens.Well ole swinger he knew he was younger and faster so he said no problem lets get started.
So off they went the grey crested Swinger was fast and pulled off away from the Stonyrock and by lap 2 he had passed the stonyrock and by lap three was about to catch him again.
Well with all the noise going on ole farmer Murphy jumps up to see whats going on,about that time here around the barn came the stonyrock rooster and right on his heels was the grey crested swinger.
Farmer Murphy races back in the house and got his shotgun and shot the grey crested swinger.Mrs Murphy yells and asked what happened?

Farmer Murphy Replied Thats funny but that makes the 3rd GAY Grey Crested Swinger i've shot this week!

[swing]

I hope you werent aiming that joke in my direction.

[Lynn Perkins]

I think you know better then that