Good beagle trash talk expressions?

[tenntreedog]

had an ol dog once ran a rabbit accross a field farmer plowed it up befor dog got ther had to wait til spirng when he plowed it back up again dog picked up the ol track and carried on with it.

[makey98]

What about this one? I just made these up.. Any good?

I don't have to worry about coyotes when I run, because they just sit back and try to learn

[rabbitsmoker]

Had a male once that lost his legs in a accident i had to push him in a wheelbarrel i sold the dog and the guy brought him back in a week the guy was scratched all to pieces and wore out and ask me if the dog ever struck a deer on me i told him didnt guarateed him not to strike a deer- poor ole silly guy

[Dogman]

Seen a pack of dogs down south that was so fast that when they came through the line the rabbit was running in fourth.

[Dogman]

A guy said his dog was so bad could'nt run a rabbit through a pipe and probally coud'nt find one if it was in his dog house.

[Bobby Vest]

He couldn't jump a rabbit in a rain barrel.

[aaron westedt]

That dog is so fast and rough I saw it first and third on the line.

[jdmart]

Running was so bad last night my dogs couldn't run one in a bathtub.

[Schag]

"That dog could jump a rabbit in a Walmart parking lot."

[PAhardwoods]

Seen a pack of dogs down south that was so fast that when they came through the line the rabbit was running in fourth.

[Bev]

That dog backtracked so bad it could run a rabbit back to its birth.

[Mike Gibeaut]

An old man I use to hunt with when a dog would cold trail he said the dog was night lining

[chascmp]

if within 10 minutes my hounds have not jumped a rabbit, they will go to truck and get their knitting needles so they can sit down and knit one up to run.

[rabbitsmoker]

Has anyone noticed how much better a dog gets after you sell it sometimes. I never sell one without a trial and some i wouldnt buy back but in the right hands they are worth a mint.Sure makes me feel better with the ones i keep

[Jay Schrader]

True story: When my dad was a teenager, his cousin & him put a beagle up for sale. A man drove out from the city to see the dog. The 3 took the beagle to the woods and within a short time the dog struck a track. He made about 3/4 of a circle then went silent. A couple minutes later the beagle shows up with a dead stiff rabbit sticking out both sides of his mouth. The old man looks at the prospective buyer and says: "He's pretty good on a cold track." Needless to say the buyer took his money and left.