HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN

[Emery]

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN

ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500
(with monthly payments of $560.00).

He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course
all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on a lake with their
GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.

They drive the Navigator out onto the frozen lake and get
ready to place the decoys. They decide they want to make
a natural looking water area for the ducks, something for
the decoys to float on.

Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing
duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger
can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of
dynamite with a short 40-second fuse. Now our two Rocket
Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying
to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast,
along with the Navigator), decide on the following course
of action: they light the 40-second fuse; then, with a
mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away
as possible.


Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned
the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...???
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used
for RETRIEVING... ...Especially things thrown by the owner.
You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high
rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the
burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and,
with the veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks
of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop.
The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.
The shotgun is loaded with #8 buckshot, hardly big enough
to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly
confused, then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still
standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinking
these two geniuses have gone insane.


The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe
on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the
dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.

Then """"""" BOOOOOOOOOOM """""""!!!! The truck is blown to bits
and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots
standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks
on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake
by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy.

...And he still had yet to make the first of those $560.00
a month payments!!!

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Ahhh... The mind - a terrible thing to waste!!