Good beagle trash talk expressions?

[makey98]

I heard someone on the board jokingly say something like, "my dog is so good, I have to put cotton in one of his nostrils or else he'll run 2 rabbits!"
I love these kind of Chuck Norris type of phrases about trucks, dogs, shootings skills.

Got any good ones about beagles or hunting or even guns!
Lets hear 'em.

Matt

[rabbitsmoker]

I got a 3 year old female that has a mouth when she screams it scares the rest of the dogs and they go get under the truck and when i run her with my buddies i got to tie one leg up so they can keep up

[allniter]

I have a fat one that runs in low gear and the other dogs come and help her over the fence

[allniter]

RABBITSMOKER your are right-- your dog bark and it made the pup poop all over the box

[mike crabtree]

Quote from a Judge in Honeys younger days. "That bitch is so fast that she beat the rabbit to the hole!!!!!!!! "

[Brian Westra]

At least my dogs don't make their own food.

[rabbitsmoker]

I dont ever have to clean my pens i got my own recycle program going on wouldnt have it ant other way to busy to scoop poop

[DRamey]

I hunted with a guy who had a hound that would run the dickens out of a rabbit solo, but if there were other hounds running, he would go back to his owner and stand. I told him "that hound is just like us." He said, "how so?" I said, "he likes to hear a good rabbit race every now and then, too."

[jfields]

Reminds me of an old Jerry Clower story. He said him and his buddy was running dogs and ol Highball was burning it up , just one big ol bawl after another. All the sudden Highball shut up. His buddy said do you think he treed it? Jerry said wait a minute after a short pause ol highball started up again. Jerry said no he didnt tree it. he was just running across posted land.

[rabbitsmoker]

I love this best post on here in awhile

[Moore Beagles]

We had a Dog years ago that would run along and would occasionally carry her back leg for some unknown reason from time to time. I asked my Daddy to explain Why she did this, and He just Said! "She is a Arithmetic Dog, She puts down three and carries her one"

[jfields]

Just thought of another one I have heard.
If he is running a deer theres a rabbit riding side saddle on it.

[Norshore]

Running the dogs one time a guy came walkin up and he just stood there listening. After a couple minutes the rabbit crossed in frt of us and he looked at me and said, my god them dogs are running so fast I bet even the fleas can't hang on. Boy I wish they would run like that again.

[Bobby Vest]

Man that dog was runnin like a three gaited duck.

[Bobby Vest]

I remember several years back when Everett Morgan had the Rabbit Hunter magazine he was doing an article on something and he mentioned something about a pup babbling like a crack baby and man did the people lay into him over that comment.