Here's one

[tnbeagleman]

This story may be true , so on the advice of someone we'll call him turn-a round or just turn , any way he told this story. There were two men somewhere in eastern Kentucky not to indicate anyone we'll just say near the KY. , VA. , W.V. lines. I will call them Purkins and Ramie for slander reasons. They were eating in a diner when Ramie noticed a lady gasping and he asked are you choking to which she nodded her head yes, then Ramie said can you breath and she shook her head no, she got up and started beating herself in the stomach and cheast so Ramie run over and pulls down her pants and under garment and licks her on the cheek of the tail and the shock of this made the lady jump and yell and the food came unlodged. So Ramie goes back over to the booth and sits down and Purkins says" well!! huu I've heard of the hindlick maneuer but thats the first time I've seen it done. "

[Purkins]

.......and i thought Ramie was FULL of IT!Funny though,but what was even funnier was watching Ramie try and wash the taste out of his mouth

[DRamey]

Hey man! that ain't even funny! That woman coulda died! Probably woulda, too! I'm a hero, a genyouuuuwine hero, I say! Yep, better hope Purkins ain't never chokin. Or hope he don't get rattlesnake bit on the butt. I'd just look at him and say, "sorry 'bout 'cher luck, bud." By the way, that woman what was chokin? Been married to her for 10 years now. My mama taught me that if you ever see a woman's backside, ya gotta marry her! (IF she ain't family, which doesn't apply in Tennessee, where peepaws and uncles and daddies is the same person!!)

[windy hollow]

you guys might know my cousin
his name is jessy and he's married to his sister