Sorry guys couldn't help it.
johnie is in class and they are studing famous quotes in American history. The class is having a hard time and the teacher decides to offer an incentive. She tells the class tha whoever gets the quotes correct will be dismissed early. Johnnie can't wait.
The first quote is "four score and seven yars ago" up shoots Johns hand, but, Sally also has her hand up and the teacher calls on Sally. Sally correctly says "Abraham Lincoln" and is sent home early. John mumbles under his breath. The next quote "ask not what your country can do for you but what youcan do for your country" up shoots Johns hand, but, so does Jenny. the teacher calls on Jenny who says John F Kennedy. Correct says the teacher and Jenny skips off to an early exit. The Next quote "I have a dream" OH OH OH call on me, but no, she calls on Julie who say Martin Luther King. John says darn it I wish these bithces would shut up. The teacher gasps, and say who said that! OH OH OH Tiger Woods! And he leaves the building.
Little Johnnie
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