Vacation

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beaglehandler
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Vacation

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There was this older couple named Ralph and Bev that was driving thru Ohio while on vacation. A state trooper pulls them over and walks up to the window and asks " Maam I need to see your drivers license, registration and proof of insurance." Well, Bev be a bit elderly and not hearing real well, looks over to Ralph and ask "What did he say". Ralph in a loud voice tells Bev he wants to see your drivers license, registration and proof of insurance. So Bev gives the officer all the paperwork requested. The officer looks over the paperwork and says so you are from Indiana. Bev looks over to Ralph and ask what did he say. Ralph tells her what was said. The officer then says, I had sex in Indiana one time and it was the worst sex I ever had. Bev looks over to Ralph and ask what did he say. Ralph replies, he thinks he knows you!!!!!!!!

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Posts like that won't get you invited over to dinner! :lol:

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LMAO!

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