KENTUCKY WISDOM

miner49er · Post by **miner49er** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:32 pm

Once two brothers were fishing and after a good mornings take of crappie slowly slid their boat to shore. When nearby a commotion was heard and the game warden stepped out. The eldest brother looked up and took off running with the warden in hot pursuit. Well after running about a mile up and down the mountain the ol' green brier sat down on a stump and proceeded to wait for the warden. The warden staggers up all red faced and out of breath and shouts,''Let me see your license!''. After calmly handing the officer his license the warden,who is very confused, finds that all the papers are in order.''Why did you run boy,you had your license?'' The boy looked up and smiled and said'' Yup, but my brother didn't!!!

YGD ( BUNNY BUSTER) · Post by **YGD ( BUNNY BUSTER)** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 8:17 am

THREE LADIES WERE KILLED IN AN ACCIDENT& ALL THREE WENT TO HEAVEN. THEY MET ST. PETER & WERE TOLD " DON'T STEP ON THE DUCKS ". THERE WERE DUCKS ALL OVER THE PLACE. ON THE SECOND DAY ONE LADY STEPPED ON A DUCK. ST.PETER COME BY WITH THE UGLIEST MAN SHE EVER SAW. HE TOLD HER FOR STEPPING ON THE DUCK SHE WOULD BE CHAINED TO THIS MAN FOR ALL TIME. THE NEXT DAY ANOTHER LADIE STEPPED ON A DUCK. THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO HER. SHE WAS CHAINED TO THIS DOUBLE UGLY GUY FOR ALL TIME.
THE LAST LADY DIDN'T STEP ON A DUCK FOR 6 MONTHS & ST.PETER CAME UP WITH THIS REAL HANDSOME MAN & CHAINED THEM TOGETHER.
THE LADY SAID " I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO RATE A MAN AS HANSOME AS YOU. THE GUY SAID " I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT ALL I DID WAS STEP ON A darn DUCK ".

KentuckyHunterGirl · Post by **KentuckyHunterGirl** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 1:22 pm

HAHA Good One Miner49er that sounds like my dad and brother-in-law (LOL)

miner49er · Post by **miner49er** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:07 pm

If you are speaking of Wayne and Josh I couldnt agree more lol

KentuckyHunterGirl · Post by **KentuckyHunterGirl** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 8:26 pm

Yeap, I'm talking about Wayne and Josh (LOL)