SUCH LANGUAGE !!

[windy hollow]

Please excuse the rough language in the following story.....

..A young couple were married, went on their honeymoon. When they came home, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well", said her mother "So how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic....". Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language --- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You have to take me home....PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...he used words like, dust, wash, iron, cook...."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

[Bev]

Ha! ha! Ya know, I never could understand that housework thing myself. It's such a waste of time. Lookit, you wash the clothes, dust the lamps, do the dishes, run the sweeper....and six months later you have to do it all over again!!!