1. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO OPEN A BEER CAN?
NON, IT SHOULD BE OPEN WHEN SHE BRINGS IT TO YOU.
2. WHY IS A LAUNROMAT A BAD PLACE TO PICK UP A WOMAN ?
IF SHE CAN'T AFFORD A WASHER, SHE SURE CANT SUPPORT YOU.
3WHY DO WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET THAN MEN ?
IT'S A "EVOLUTIONARY THING " SO THEY CAN STAND CLOSER TO THE SINK.
4.HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A WOMAN IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE ?
SHE STARTS HER SENTENCE WITH " A MAN ONCE TOLD ME"
5. WHY DO MEN BREAK WIND MORE OFTEN THAN WOMEN ?
A WOMAN CAN'T SHUT UP LONG ENOUGH TO BUILD UP THE REQUIRED PRESSURE.
6. I MARRIED " MISS RIGHT "
I DIDN'T KNOW HER FIRST NAME WAS" ALWAYS "
7. SCIENTIST DISCOVERED A FOOD THAT CAUSES A 99% DROP IN A WOMAN'S SEX DRIVE.
IT'S CALLED " WEDDING CAKE "
8.WOMEN WILL NEVER BE EQUAL TO MEN UNTILL THEY CAN WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH A BALD HEAD & BEER BELLY & STILL THINK THEY'RE SEXY.
MEN STRIKE BACK
Moderators: Pike Ridge Beagles, Aaron Bartlett
