Pope in Alaska

[2500 HD]

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> THE POPE IN ALASKA
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> The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska
> for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
> Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A
> helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a
> 'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and
> thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
>
> As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah'
> t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's
> chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
> Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers
> finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck
> while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
> As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you
> my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a
> bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
> activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.' As the
> Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?' It was the
> Pope, another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to
> all wisdom.' 'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but
> he doesn't know squat about bear hunting!
> By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to
> Massachusetts and get another one? '

[Panther Creek]

I like that, 2500---That's good enough for the "Patriotism" page!!