I think my wife is having an affair.
About 2 weeks ago it started. I dont know, it might be just me but my gut instinct is telling me otherwise.
She started getting phone calls in the evenings and I asked her who it was.
She gives me a dirty looks and say its her mother.
But i know she never talks to her mother about anything and she did it in the other room. She then took off to get grocerys for 2 hours and brought home little to nothing.
I called her @ work and the receptionist asked who was calling and i told her it was her husband and she asked me , "Didn't you just call 5minutes ago ??" Yeah, i am freaking out.
She went to Victorias secret the other day and bought new lingerie and I have yet to see her in it. Found lingerie in the laundry room that had been worn.
Since last week she keeps getting phone calls and talking in hushed tones then immediately goes "jogging". Who the heck jogs at 8 PM ?
Twice I have seen a blue truck slowly drive by my house then, when I open the door, it speeds off.
Well, last night I went and grabbed my camo and a camera and hid around the house to try and catch them in the "act".
I had slipped behind the house and went around the garage waiting when a blue truck came down the street and I quickly layed behind my duck boat in the driveway.
As the truck came around slowly I seen my wife jogging toward the truck and she looked around.
When I grabbed up my camera I noticed the lower unit of my boat motor was leaking oil pretty badly.
Is this something I can fix myself or should i take it to the Marina to get fixed ?
(stole this from Robert Long, UKC board)
