clinton joke

[blackdirt beagles]

hillary was cleaning under the bed one day and found a shoebox hidden there. when she opened it she discovered 2 empty beer cans and $138.56 in cash. puzzled she asked Bill what the deal was. in a very sorrowful looking expression he told her that after each time he cheated on her, he would drink a beer and try to find a way to be a better husband. she was a little mad, but thought ok after 20 some years he cheated twice, that didnt seem too awful. so then she asked what the cash was and Bill said, well everytime the box was full of beer cans, i took them to the recycling center and cashed them in .