Three Men & A Genie

[4B Kennel]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a West Virginian are
all working together one day
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total",
says the Genie
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the
land to be forever fertile in Canada "

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever
fertile for farming

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come in our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries
The West Virginian says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick
and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;
it's
virtually impenetrable."

The West Virginian sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it
with water."