YOU MIGHT BE A CHRISTMAS RED NECK IF----!!!!!

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YOU MIGHT BE A CHRISTMAS RED NECK IF----!!!!!

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HEY
I WAS WRAPING A PRESENT AND CUT THE WRAPING PAPER WITH MY POCKET KNIFE, I WAS CALLED A REDNECK, I SAID" HEY, I CAN'T HELP IT, IF I FORGOT THE RENOLDS WRAP,,, YOU KNOW THAT CUTTER ON THE ROLL CUT'S A MUCH BETTER LINE THAN MY DULL POCKET KNIFE,
I BET I'M NOT THE ONLY REDNECK WRAPPER I MEAN PRESENT WRAPPER????????? :roll:

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I use to wrap all my presents in the dailys newspaper. Id use the whole paper. Never had to buy wrapping paper and usually used what ever tape i had. Duct tape, masking tape etc. Never had to cut the paper it was usually the right size...lol
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I THINK THE WIFE WILL GET 4 MUD GRIP TIRES THIS YEAR,SINCE SHE GOT ME A HALF BOX OF SHOT GUN SHELLS.

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That doesnt sound good, "You were RAPING a present. LOL. I know what you meant but it the way it reads is kinda funny.

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I use my pocket knife for the tape, but I use duct tape. Seriously. Cheap and strong.
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I used to use the comic section. Sometimes had to cut with a utility knife.
Does that count? And have used Duct tape.


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MO
THATS PROBLEY WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE,, I FOUND IT'S EASIER TO USE THE PURINA DOG FOOD BAGS THEY HAVE GOOD COLOR AND JUST TIE A STRING AROUND THE TOP CUT OFF WHAT YOU DON'T NEED WITH MY POCKET KNIFE.PUT ON BOW AND YOUR SET.--OH ---THE STRING COMES WITH THE BAG.
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I allways break up with my girlfriend just before Christmas and look for a new one just after Valintines Day- Never have to wrap anything and saves me a fortune. LOL,,, Danny

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DANNY
YOU SOUND LIKE ROCKY TOP TO ME :lol: HE CHANGES WOMEN FASTER THAN A WOOD PECKER'S HEAD MOVES--------

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Come on Pine Mtn what are you trying to imply? To me women are just like beagles. When you try them out and they do not perform or do like you want you always cull or try to trade up for something better.

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Rufus, the best redneck way to cut wrapping paper, no matter if it is newprint or Sears and Rareback, is to use a genyouwine Case pocket knife. Those China knives won't cut it, no pun intended. Get a good diamond steel and whet the Case good and fine, put the paper on a rug, turn the blade upward and walh it the length of the paper. A good Case will not hang up even once. Been doing it for years, scissors are for sissies.
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Rocky Top wrote:Come on Pine Mtn what are you trying to imply? To me women are just like beagles. When you try them out and they do not perform or do like you want you always cull or try to trade up for something better.
Mex, I can agree with that. :lol:
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DRAMEY
I'M A CASE MAN FOR SURE I KEEP MINE SHARP ENOUGH TO SPLIT A HAIR -4-WAY'S -ROCKY TOP---- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU MAN YOUR A MESS-WE WILL TRY TO GET TO HUNT SOME WHEN YOU GO ON BREAK-HOPEFULLY WE CAN GET OLE CHAIN GANG OUT :lol:
-------ON ANOTHER NOTE YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK IF YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE QUART JARS WITH CANDLES IN THEM AND SOME OF THEM JARS ARE PROBLY STRONG ENOUGH YOU WANT NEED A CANDLE JUST KNOCK A HOLE IN THE LID AND LIGHT THE TOP----
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