An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser net. Dee keh haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows go to the bathroom in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
Don't Mess With the Amish
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