Dear Abby

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:00 am

Dear Abby,
> I am a crack dealer in Columbus, Ohio who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Worthington and one of my sisters, who lives in Dublin, is married to a transvestite.
> My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Grove City.
> I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
> I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Atlanta and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
> All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.
> " Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Buckeye fan"?
> Signed,
> Worried About My Reputation

hunt-n-fish · Post by **hunt-n-fish** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:14 am

Buddy, that's low. Even by michigan standards.

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:09 am

Just a joke fellas. Something I got in an e-mail. Oh, btw, I am not a Michigan fan, or a State fan.... I am from Wis, so in college football I am a Badger.

And for the record, I DON'T like the Packers. Never had, never will!

richard g harker · Post by **richard g harker** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:28 pm

THATS GREAT
GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

hunt-n-fish · Post by **hunt-n-fish** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:17 am

Emery - nothin' personal buddy. Just feel the need to 'Badger' any Michigan resident I meet.

GO BUCKS!!!

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:35 pm