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>>>>>> > > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
>>>>>> > night and have dinner
>>>>>> > > with
>>>>>> > > her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
>>>>>> > girl announces to her
>>>>>> > > boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go
>>>>>> > out and make love
>>>>>> > > for
>>>>>> > > the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he
>>>>>> > has never had sex
>>>>>> > > before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
>>>>>> > get some condoms. The
>>>>>> > > pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
>>>>>> > tells the boy
>>>>>> > > everything
>>>>>> > > there is to know about condoms and sex. At the
>>>>>> > register, the
>>>>>> > > pharmacist
>>>>>> > > asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a
>>>>>> > 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>>>>>> > > family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
>>>>>> > because he thinks he
>>>>>> > > will be rather busy, it being his first time and
>>>>>> > all.
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
>>>>>> > parents house and meets his
>>>>>> > > girlfriend
>>>>>> > > at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet
>>>>>> > my parents, come on
>>>>>> > > in!" The
>>>>>> > > boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>>>>>> > where the girl's
>>>>>> > > parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say
>>>>>> > grace and bows his
>>>>>> > > head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep
>>>>>> > in prayer, with his
>>>>>> > > head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement
>>>>>> > from the boy.
>>>>>> > > Finally,
>>>>>> > > after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>>>>>> > girlfriend leans over and
>>>>>> > > whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
>>>>>> > were this religious."
>>>>>> > > The
>>>>>> > > boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
>>>>>> > father was a
>>>>>> > > pharmacist."
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> >

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[TC]

LMAO

[Beagles_BlueticksJM]

Eww...thats gotta suck