A Gun Joke ...
Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his guns.
His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's time you quit hunting and shooting.
Maybe you should sell your guns."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong ?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife !" she screams,
"I didn't know you were married before !"
He said "I wasn't !"
Gun joke
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