Sister Mary Margaret had just gotten out of the shower when the doorbell rang. It rang and rang, and even though she shouted she couldn't come to the door right now, the person wouldn't go away.
Figuring he must be hearing impaired or something, she hastily wrapped a towel around her and went to the door. Before she opened it she shouted, "WHO'S THERE?"
"The blind man" he replied.
Sister Mary Margaret thought, 'oh shoot, he can't see me anyway' and she opens the door. Just as she did, a brisk wind blew the towel off her and she stood there naked as a jaybird. Confidently, she calmly picked the towel up and recovered herself.
"What is it you need?" she asked.
He replied, "Nice hooters lady, where do you want these blinds?"
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good one Bev. teee heeee