TC, Oakhill, Swing, JMurphy, MasonsBeagles, BOB, and Emery were out at a bar one night having a great time after a week long rabbit hunt at Swing's Honey Holes. Lots of suds and drinks were passed along, lots of toasts were made, lots of lies were told, lots of ribbing was being done about missed shots, lots of crooked legged dog jokes... You get the piture.
A police officer noticed all the cars at the bar and dog trailers and decided to stake it out and see what was going to happen
After about 4 hours of this, Emery had enough and stumbled out the door. He dropped his keys on the ground, and while trying to pick them up he stumbled and fell over (smacking his head on the bumper of Swing's truck). Emery gets up holding his head and staggers over to his car and gets in and starts to drive away.
The police officer thinks he has a bust for sure and starts his car and follows Emery down the block.
Meanwhile, TC, Oakhill, Swing, JMurphy, MasonsBeagles, and BOB get in their vehicles and head for home.
The police officer switches on his lights and Emery immediately pulls over. The officer steps up to the car and asks Emery to step out of the car (which Emery does). The officer says to Emery, "I noticed you dropping your keys and falling and stumbling out of the bar so I am going to give you a drunk driving test".
Emery agrees and passes with flying colors.
The officer can't believe his eyes, so he goes and gets the breathalyzer and administers that as well. It reads zero. The officer can't believe it, he says that it must be broken. He asks Emery how much he has had to drink.
Emery says, "Nothing, I am the designated decoy".
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Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32
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