Michigan Girls

[Vickie]

MICHIGAN GIRLS ..


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that
he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning,dishes,and the cooking. He told them that the first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third
day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge
dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Michigan girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love them Michigan girls!

[Emery]

Now Vickie, my wife never hit me...

I cook some of the time, I do the dishes most of the time, I mow the lawn all the time, I wash the clothes (except for the kids) most of the time, but hate cleaning the house so I rarely do that...

LMBO!
Emery

[Vickie]

Emery,

You're one of the luck ones. Your wife must have escaped Michigan before she got too much influence from the rest of us.