401-keg plan

[cris axtell/coal hill ken]

if you had purchased 1,000.00 dollars of nortel stock one year ago it would now be worth 49.00 dollars. with enron you would have 16.50 left of the original 1,000.00. with worldcom you would have less than 5.00. but if you had purchased 1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price,you would have 214.00 dollars. based on the above,current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.