a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease
in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently
slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed
plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart
to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he
tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile
of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you
doing, Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin
trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I
do 'something sexy to a tractor'."
[Don't make me come splain this to you! ---Read the last line again,
slowly--out loud.]
