Shark training

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Dale Pea
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Shark training

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A father shark and his son were swimming along when the father spotted a couple of swimmers. He told his son, come on I'll teach you how to eat humans. The first thing is to let your fin show above the surface of the water. then swim around them a time or two. Then you can go in and eat them. The son ask "why do we have to swim around them first?" The father replies " I don't know but they taste better after they poop."

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