Man walks into a bar and sees a pretty woman, nursing a drink alone. He walks up and says:
"Hey baby, wassup?"
She puts down her drink, stands up and looks the guy straight in the eye and says:
"I will screw anyone...man or woman, old or young, black or white, anywhere, anytime, any place. I love screwing people. I've done it since I graduated from college."
Him: "Ah, so you're a lawyer, too. What firm do you work for?"
Truth
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