MAKING IT STIFF!
To make it Stand,
You Wet it !
To make it Wet,
You Suck it !
To make it Stiff,
You Lick it !
To Get It In,
You Push it!
darn!!!!
Threading a Needle when you're an OLD FART is a son of a gun.
Making it stiff
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