"Well, what are you afraid of?"

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cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Austin, TX policeman.

The guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance card, and his CHL (Concealed Handgun License).

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well, then- better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I've got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 mag derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR-15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?"

"Nope."

"Well, what are you afraid of?"

"Not a darn thing..."