I accidently ate poop!

[Lone Pine Beagles]

After mowing lawn the other day I decided to "weed whip" around the kennels.
Some of my raised kennels have a decent amount of stool underneath them.
The weeds were falling and chopping nicely when it happened.
The head of the weed whipper got into the poop and sprayed it all around.
Alot of it came back and got in my eyes, face, and oh yes...my mouth!
Now my dilema. I'm covered in crap, sweaty, and nasty.
"Do I keep weed whipping or go inside, wash up, change clothes etc.?"
I kept going. It can't get any worse.

But I now know why the "Bees" like dog poop.
Its amazingly sweet!


Lone Pine Beagles

[bigjohn]

LOL GAG GAG LOL

[Brian Westra]

It didn't taste like chicken?

[Steve Mikkelson]

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[sgc]

I hope your dogs have been wormed. I always make a conscious effort to keep my mouth closed tight when cleaning up under the kennels!

[DRamey]

You are going to die! (someday!)

[warddog]

Hey folks don't worry as any of us who have eaten chicken have ate poop. The only difference is I don't eat it raw and cook the sh*t out of it! Been inspecting poultry for years and they are all cooled through a chiller system filled with ice water. Guess what that 10,000 gallon bath tub is like after the first 10,000 birds float through it? Those first 10,000 turkeys just spice it up for the next 30,000 to bath in. Notice I stated turkeys but for chickens these first 10,000 is the first hours slaughter there will be 70,000 more chicken carcasses going through those bath tubs before the end of a days production. Oh don't worry because they are required to have a gallon of fresh water going into the system for each bird entering the chill system and they chlorinate the water to offset the filth. If you get up close the chillers smell like a pool theres only one big difference these are loaded with poop and not pee!

[jk6140]

Thats why I bread my chicken when I cook it.

[billi]

A young fellow down the road had something similar happen the next day he started chasing cars. His brother put a shock collar on him fixed the problem. People said they believe it was the high protein feed.

[Bev]

Ewwwwww!

I will never have Parvo and I wormed myself one time. I was worming puppies in assembly line fashion and my old westie/poodle housedog was casually looking on. I thought, I should worm Jo-Jo too, since she's this handy. That old dog had been thru this routine before. She blocked the back of her throat with her tongue and when I gave it a good squirt with the syringe, it riccocheted back into my mouth. I've stuck myself countless times trying to give wiggly pups their 7-ways by myself.

[hogbody]

What a topic But while we're on it............When I was a kid I was using a BB gun to shoot roosting sparrows out of a tree one evening, had a tendency to aim with my mouth hanging open,,,,,,,,,,,yep you guessed it,,,,,,,got a mouth full

[Big-E-Beagles]

Being a plumber i've had many close calls. I was working on my ladder installing a wye in a live sewer line. I had asked the homeowners not to use the master bath toilet, it was'nt five minutes later when I heard the unmistakable sound of water running through the pipe I was working on! I jumped off my ladder just as it came out the open end, it covered my ladder and tool bag that was attached. At that point the price of plumbing went up!

[wvduece]

A young fellow down the road had something similar happen the next day he started chasing cars. His brother put a shock collar on him fixed the problem. People said they believe it was the high protein feed.

i lost my girlfriend to a similair situation she got a mouth full cleaning my kennels next day she was out in middle of the road licking her azz and a semi run over her

[Spruce Ridge Beagler]

Not only are your dogs poop eaters but now you are too ????
Just kiddin Andy , you asked for that one
Dave

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

Dont know if i would of told that story.