A tender moment in marriage

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Emery
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A tender moment in marriage

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I don't know anything about tender moments in marriage, but here goes:


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why
are you down here at this time of night?'


The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first
met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember
back then?' he asks solemnly. The wife is almost reduced to tears herself,
just thinking how caring and sensitive her husband is. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily 'Do you remember when
your dad caught us in the back seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember, 'said the
wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20�
years?' 'I remember that, too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....'I would have gotten out
today.'
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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Re: A tender moment in marriage

Post by ironjawdawgs »

Emery wrote:I don't know anything about tender moments in marriage, but here goes:


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why
are you down here at this time of night?'


The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first
met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember
back then?' he asks solemnly. The wife is almost reduced to tears herself,
just thinking how caring and sensitive her husband is. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily 'Do you remember when
your dad caught us in the back seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember, 'said the
wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20�
years?' 'I remember that, too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....'I would have gotten out
today.'
That's awsome man!!!!! :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :hammer: :hammer:

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