The Pregnant Lady

[4B Kennel]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed
>the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately
>moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a
>grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When
>on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
>complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
>
> The case came up in court.
>
> The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had
>to say for himself.
>
> The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this,
>when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
>condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double
>Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and
>sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce
>the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself
>under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did
>the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your
>Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
>that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
>Accident'... I just lost it."
>
> "CASE DISMISSED!!"
>