Unbeleivable

Honey Pot Hounds · Post by **Honey Pot Hounds** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:40 pm

josh wrote:i went out and picked up a rock and it told me to go rabbit hunting on monday, that it will be a good day

LMAO!!!!!!! Let us know how it went/goes Monday Josh

Honey Pot Hounds · Post by **Honey Pot Hounds** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:42 pm

Bart Caudill wrote:
This dog must be really troubled.
Can you give a reading on him?

OMG!!! You guys are hilarious!!! That is one scary looking dogs...I'm not allowing that one anywhere near my kids, LOL!

Stumpee · Post by **Stumpee** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:36 pm

Bart ... that dog is troubled alright. I sense you have been feeding him green apples ... his name is Green Apple Trots!

db215 · Post by **db215** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:31 am

You guys are killing me with this post, I had to try it myself, I went in awhile ago and stood at the foot of the bed and tried to mind-link/connect to her spirit or whatever you call it with my wife of 28 years that sleeping. I wanted to tell her while she was sleeping I need a thousand dollars out of the saving account tomorrow morning to buy a big-time dog with. Now, in the morning if she gets up without me telling her and she goes down to the bank and gets out a thousand dollars and comes home and gives it to me, I'm going to change religion, I'm going to be a show-dog follower.

By the way, I had a mind-link/connected with spirit of that ugly dog named Pine Mt. Chesterlynn too and all I got was: shot me, shot me, shot me, I'm so ugly, shot me, shot me shot me. LOL!!!!
I haven't tried a rock yet!!!!! dboman

db215 · Post by **db215** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:29 am

It's after midnight here and I'm off to the hospital, I went outside a few mins. ago and found a rock to mind-melt with and my neighbor came out with his gun thinking I was a prowler and I told him it was just me and I was just wanting to mind-melt with one of his rocks in his rock garden. He shot me anyway

dboman

maine beagle man · Post by **maine beagle man** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:23 am

I seriously laughed for 5 mintues after reading xdawgs post. Woke up my wife and she is NOT happy. Thanks

JIMMIE ABSHIRE · Post by **JIMMIE ABSHIRE** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:33 am

Man u guys are on to something . I found me two new rock buddies , to protect there idenity we will call them crack and stoney . They are actually pretty neat little guys , after we got terribly stoned they proceeded to tell me they were of opposite sex , i really did not give it much thought till i woke up this morning & had a driveway full of pebbles . Now i aint the sharpest knife in the drawer , But can they mate that quick? Showdog please help , are they like rabbits ? Should i start shoveling? Thanks alot
Stoned with help from my friends
Jimbo

crewchf · Post by **crewchf** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:31 am

jimbo,, how do we know the males from females, I'm new at this????

Crew Chief

PS Lets keep this clean now!!!!!!

JIMMIE ABSHIRE · Post by **JIMMIE ABSHIRE** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:52 am

Hey crew now that i am in touch with my inter beings they seem to be uni-sex ..... huh

. Wonder if they inbreed? Man this is great , Why get stoned when you can actually be the rock whisper & talk to em, As many as i got on the farm do you reckon i can claim em on my taxes?
Dear miss cleo please respond i have to file taxes soon need some deductions quick , cant wait to tell my cpa this , stayed looney tuned

db215 · Post by **db215** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:36 am

No thousand dollars from my wife yet

dboman

Greg H · Post by **Greg H** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:44 am

Feel the force young skywalker.

show dog · Post by **show dog** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:11 am

Here's how you tell male from female- you don't! When I connect to an animal, I connect to its spirit, Vital Life Force, Breath what ever you want to call it. It is the part that animates the physical body. You see it leave when an animal or human dies. That part of us is neither male nor female or an equal mixture of both. So pretend everyone is a mix of both sexes. Males are definitley in this category since they are XY! lol It is only the outer shell or physical body that is male or female. For the work that I do, sex is irrelevant, just ask my husband. Carolyn

JIMMIE ABSHIRE · Post by **JIMMIE ABSHIRE** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:26 am

Show dog
So uni -sex was the correct answer ? Told u guys i was right ---- oh
wait its coming to me ----------- pine mtn marlboro man will being dying quick should he continue to smoke the reds . Oh yea its coming to me again ------------- steelers by 12 . Bet the farm

Lynn Perkins · Post by **Lynn Perkins** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:47 am

GO Steelers! Im gone to the bank

db215 · Post by **db215** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:57 pm

Look at "Best young dog out there" post and you will see that I predicted big things for Tony Kildow's Jake dog, (he won the North American champion class) I'm coming out of the closet on this one boys; The reason I said that about the Jake dog was: I have been mind-melting with different dogs and I just didn't want to say because I thought someone would think I was crazy but since showdog has let out the big secret, I'm coming clean on my powers. Prices are listed below if I can help!!! Your mind-melting friend. By the way, STEELERS BY 10 dboman