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[beaglehandler]

Would you please post your name and phone number. Next time I have tact training I'll call you and have you go thru it for me. I knew the outcome as soon as I started reading. And I ask why anyone in their right mind would do that to themselves ?

[Emery]

That story reminds me of the guy that had too mutch to drink at a party and decided to put on the dogs coller for one of these under ground fences.He went running towards the fence going to cross it that thing couldent hurt him.I think if it wouldent have for the old vet beaing at the party and bringing him back he would have died.

I once worked with a guy (who happened to be in management) that did a similar thing. He and a bunch of his management buddies were out camping and drinking beer around a campfire. He thought the same thing about a bark collar. He got the nerve up and put one on his neck and commenced to howling at the moon. Needless to say, he fell on the ground and wet himself on the spot.

We had an old saying in the navy.... The Stupid Shall Be Punished.

Emery

[CLAW]

Bill Engvall has a saying too...."Here's your Sign"!!!!!!!!

[Shooting Match]

I had tear running down my face this is to funny. I thought when you said "I collected my wits (what little I had left) " it must not have taken long, because any one to try this must not have many. This is so funny.

[Hare Hunter]

That's funny! Kind of reminds me of sticking your tongue on the pump handle in the winter thinking "this time it won't stick." LOL at you. Hare

[ky joe]

This needs to be moved to the FUNNY BONE category. that is one of the funniest things I have heard. I printed it off and took it to work.

[ShawnS]

Its a shame ur wife didnt get a chance to see how her present works! Think u should do it again so she can get the full effect. (':shock:')

[coolbrze]

Too funny!!!!!!!!!!

[Pete Tuck]

My Health class is wondering what in the world is Coach Tuck laughing at. That may have been the funniest thing I have ever read.

[SMITTY1233]

Absolutely LMAO...... People in the office are wondering what is that Nit Wit up to now?

[warddog]

My cousin borrowed my HOT Shot cattle prod one day to do some dog shocking. He asked how hot it was and I told him it sure would move a big ole fussy 1000 lb steer. Well I didn't know about this until recently but I guess he didn't believe me that this thing would pack a whallop so he snuck up behind his EX-wife and lit her fanny up. He said it sure did pack a whallop and she was not a happy camper. I often wondered why they got divorced until I heard the -rest-of-the-story!

[DaManBeagles]

You made my Wife and mines day very funny we had tears down are face


Thanks
DaManBeagles

[dogrunnerone]

This reminds me of an incident that happened about 20 years ago. I worked for the county Sheriffs Dept as a jailer. At shift change the next jailer on duty came in and noticed that we had a new "Stun Gun", it sounds just about the same as you described with the blue arcs and all. Well this guy was big, I would say 6'7" 325 plus pounds and didn't believe that this thing could take a grown man down to his knees as advertised. Well with a little bit of coaxing from the rest of us there he decides to give it a try on himself. You are right about two things for sure. One, this thing was BAD!!! It took him down right now and the other thing is, you are right if the person holding the gun is the same one that is getting shocked, they can not let go until something ( like the ground) dislodges it from their hand. We all laughed until we cried. I still remember it like it was yesterday. I had to laugh when reading this, it took me right back to that day. Needless to say, I felt much more comfortable about the end result if this thing was ever needed in the line of duty.