Divorce

[Emery]

THE DIVORCE!

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds
for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little
home in the middle of the property with a stream
running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and
so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and
have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity
in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We
don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to
your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up
earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why
do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've
never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he
can't communicate with me."

[CORNERSTONE]

Saw a bumper sticker about divorce.............



Love is grand..................Divorce is twenty grand.