> Subject: Marital Bliss
>
>
>
> A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you
> the
> happiest woman in the world."
>
> The woman says, "I'll miss you."
>
> _______________________
> It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
> stepped
> out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would
> think
> if I mowed the lawn like this?"
>
> "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
>......................................................................................................
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
> Love
> to you really badly.
>
> She said - Well, you succeeded.
>
> ______________________
>
> He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>
> She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board
> while I sit on the sofa and fart.
>
> _____________________
>
> He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> gave you?
>
> She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
>
> ______________________
>
> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
> man?
>
> A: A rumor
>
> ______________________
>
> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
> sweatshirt.
>
> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to
> me,
> "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>
> "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
>
> He yelled back, "Universityof Oklahoma."
>
> And they say blondes are dumb........bev
but your a red head !>
> ______________________
>
> A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
> 40th
> wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to
them
> and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she
> would
> grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip
> around the world with her husband.
>
> Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
>
> The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.......
>
> Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!
>
> ?????.Gotta love that fairy!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
