TC and the Emergency Room

[Emery]

TC staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his
neck.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, TC says, It's like this; I was playing a
quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we
both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them,
and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something
white on its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was
a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake
"What did you do?" the doctor asks.
Well. TC replies, I lifted the cow's tail and
yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours! I don't remember
much after that."