Osama Sends John Kerry Secret Message

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Osama Sends John Kerry Secret Message

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After numerous rounds of Democratic "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send John Kerry a letter, in his own handwriting, to let him know he was still in the game.

Kerry opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H"

Kerry was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to John Edwards. Edwards and his advisor's had no clue. Accordingly they sent it to the Democratic National Committee.

No one could solve it so it went to MIT who sent it to Michael Dukakis who sent it to Ted Kennedy.

Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. It was tough to do because they had to admit that they actually needed help with something! MI6 cabled John Kerry back:

"Tell the Presidential Hopeful he is looking at the message upside down."
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Post by Beagles_BlueticksJM »

OUCH!
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Post by KentuckyHunterGirl »

HAHA, thats a nice one ;)
I'm Old enough to know better but still to young to care

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