The Ceiling Fan

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Lynn Perkins
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There was this good ole Boy from Ill.We'll call him Rocky.Anyways he passes away,he had lived a good clean life but first he had to go down and visit the devil before going to heaven.
When Rocky walked into hell,he noticed all these clocks on the wall,thousands of them!So he asked the devil why all these clocks,the devil says them are liars clocks an each time a person tells a lie the clock will move.
So rocky says whose clock is that there,it has not moved.The devil says that is mother Teresa's clock she has never told a lie.Rocky says well whose is that clock right there it's kinda of moving real slow,the devil says that some ole boy from ark.,he has just told a few lies.

Well ole rocky started to look around at all the clocks and tells the devil that he can see all these clocks but don't see his!

The devil says you will see yours when you get to heaven,Rocky says really!The devil says yeah God is using it for a CEILING FAN!!! :lol:
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Does guest live in Illinois?

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