The Newf and the Mountie

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A lone Newfie was driving across the island," VIA Trans Canada Highway." When he noticed in his rear view mirror a Mountie accending on him. The Newf without reguard for the Mountie hammered the gas pedal to the floor, the chase was on! They speed through small villages and winding dirt roads, the Mountie knew he needed to get this nut of the road before he hurts somebody, so the highly trained Mountie managed to ram the rear end of the Newf's car, thus, driving the Newf into a ditch.The Newf sitting in a daze was approached by the very upset Mountie. The Mountie then asked in a harsh tone. "Why in the name of God did you take off like that and have no reguard for the LAW!" The Newfie replied. Well officer it's like this, me misses left last week with a Mountie and I thought you were bringing he back to me.