TC says, "Oakhill, I bought a condominium."
Oakhill says, "Oh good, den I can throw away my diagram."
TC runs into his bedroom and wakes up Oakhill:
"Oakhill, a burglar just came running out of our house. Did he get anything?"
Oakhill says, "Oh yah, but only because I thought he was you."
TC says, "I want to be buried at sea, but only because Oakhill says
she's gonna dance on my grave."
TC tells Swing he has eight kids, all boys. Swing says,
"So, ya got a boy every time."
TC says, "Oh, no, sometimes we didn't get anyt'ing."
Swing says, "Ole, you should pull down your shades.
Last night I could see you and Oakhill goin' at it."
TC laughs, "The joke's on you, Swing. I wasn't even home last night."
Oakhill says, "My specialties are meatballs and peach pie."
TC says, "So which one is dis?"
TC tells Oakhill, "Look at dis antique coin I bought.
It's over two t'ousand years old.
See de date right dere, it says '83 B.C.'"
Oakhill brags about her sons, "Yah, dey're both pilots.
De other guys shovel out de manure and my sons pile it."
Oakhill says, "Ole, are you working hard?"
TC laughs, "No, I'm really puttin' one over on de boss.
I've been carrying de same load of cement up and down stairs all day long."
Oly and Lena with substituted names
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Oly and Lena with substituted names
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32
uh ohSex In The Dark
Emery and his wife had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love Emery always insisted on
shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw Emery was holding a
battery-operated pleasure device...
She went completely ballistic.
She screamed at him, "how could you be lying
to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
Emery looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Emery and his wife had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love Emery always insisted on
shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw Emery was holding a
battery-operated pleasure device...
She went completely ballistic.
She screamed at him, "how could you be lying
to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
Emery looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."