Last Child Support Check

Post by **Bev** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:35 am

ROTFLMAO!!!!
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Subject: last child support check

Today is my daughters 18th birthday....... I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your momma's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the _expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now .... what did your momma have to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:01 am

mines 17 can't wait for that day

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:01 am

mines 17 can't wait for that day

stanimals2 · Post by **stanimals2** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:19 pm

That aint funny I got 13 more years to pay on my baby

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:04 am

A minister once told me that kids were the screw'n that you get for the screw'n that you got. Now leave it to a woman to get in on the last of the screw'n...