Walks into a bar. And after sitting down for awhile, he yells to the bartender, Hey, bartender do you want to hear a blonde joke?
Then in a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "before telling that joke sir, I think it's only fair- given that you are blind that you should know 5 things:
(1) The bartender is a blonde girl
(2) The bouncer is a blonde girl
(3) I'm over 6 feet tall and 240lb's with a black belt,also blonde
(4) The lady to your left is a blonde professional wrestler
(5) The lady to your right is a professional weight lifter
Now, do you still want to tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second,shakes his head and declares, Nah,not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times. toot,toot
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