Chunks

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:01 pm

TC decides to go have a drink at a bar on the way home from work on Friday. He goes in and finds Oakhill behind the bar serving drinks. He says, Sally, gimme one beer and one shot. He slams them down and goes home.

Next Friday, he decides to stop again. Oakhill is still behind the bar serving drinks. TC says, Sally gimme two beers and two shots. He slams them down and goes home.

The following Friday, TC decides to stop in again for some more drinks. Oakhill is still serving drinks... TC says, Sally gimme 4 beers and 4 shots. He slams them and goes home.

The next Friday, TC stops in at the same bar. Oakhill sees a pattern developing and gets TC 8 beers and 8 shots. TC says thanks, how'd ya know? He slams them and leaves.

The following Friday, TC stops in at the same bar. Sally says, you want 16 beers and 16 shots? He said no thanks. Sally said, "Why?" Well, after last week, I went home and blew chunks. Sally chuckled... I guess I would have too after having that much to drink. TC lowered his head, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog.

(Uh Oh, no mercy now.

Bring it on TC!!!)

TC · Post by TC » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:29 pm

Well I WAS trying to keep em Clean And Wholesome!!!!!!!!!

high ridge joe · Post by **high ridge joe** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:46 pm

Beer and Beagles??????

Nah

TC · Post by TC » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:56 pm

Emery Check Yer Mail LOL

Emery and Stanimals were walking across campus when Stan said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

Emery replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, 'Take what you want.' "

Stan nodded approvingly, "Good choice -- the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.

stanimals2 · Post by **stanimals2** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:20 pm

oakhill · Post by **oakhill** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:23 pm

One day when TC and Emery where kids they walked into a pharmacy, picked up a box of items that are made only for women.

The man at the counter asked the TC, "Son, how old are
you?"

"Eight", TC replied.

The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are
for Emery. He's my brother. He's four and we saw on TV that if you use
these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. "

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:30 pm

ha ha

oakhill · Post by **oakhill** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:30 pm

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