Top 10 reasons to know your a Redneck......

[KentuckyHunterGirl]

1)Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2)You were specfic hats to farm sales, livestock auctions,costumer apperation suppers, vactions.
3)You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife you let you in the house.
4)You've never thrown away a 5 gallon bucket.
5)You can remember the fertlizer rate,seed population, herbicide rate, and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cant recall your wifes birthday.
6)You have used a velvet leaf planter as toilet paper.
7)you have driven off the road while looking at your neighbors crop.
8)You borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your drive way.
9)You have buried a dog and cried like a baby
10)You use the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples

Well i guess we are rednecks because
1, sounds just like josh
2, sounds just like wayne
3,sounds just like me, but the wife would be mom
4, dad has a hole building full of 5 gallon buckets
5,Thats wayne to
6,DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE,lol
7,thats dad FOR SURE
8,Well, I konw Mandi has did that a couple times
9,Well, lets see, me, mandi, and josh have cried more times over a dog dying than we have hands to count
10, DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT EITHER